brutallymale:

eroticco:

baddielabelle:

ii-zi:

jurinki:

ii-zi:

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

latining:

memecucker:

You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”

the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.

a-quiet-green-agreement:

Of course I’m by myself. When haven’t I been by myself.

— Toni Morrison, Tar Baby

m-aremagnum:

Oh, Florence, we’re really in it now

lohboh:

taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor’s poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I’m SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I’M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

vhscleaner:

jahboni:

I request a taste test

beefygrappler: